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uncreativeart:

More of editing cat ears onto Sherlock.

… Im just going to sit here and wonder about my life choices.

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skarosoul:

I thought it would be funny to take a burst of pictures [three, one after the other] whilst saying exposure

this was the result

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Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
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JAWN! Turn this thing off!

(Source: lokistoned)

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woahmacabre:

“‘Potter, you can skin Malfoy’s shrivelfig,” said Snape,”

Yes, Potter.

Skin Malfoy’s shrivelfig.

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spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

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whudduplex:

julianwalker:

ask-sweetish-taboo:

zephyrtheopinicus:

everythinganythingsomething:

shit-just-happens-bro:

ohewhitsford:

summerb0ys:

hipsters-bleed-swag:

stop scrolling and watch this

this girl is amazing

I had to reblog this

EVERY SINGLE ONE PERSON ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO WATCH THIS!!!
 

THIS WONT MAKE YOUR BLOG UGLY

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she’s amazing :)

I love you with all my heart.

Amen!!!!!

Deserves more notes, this is a beautiful video<3

at least watch the video, you dont have to reblog it, but just watch it.

Attention: This is a public Tumblr announcement on hate messaging. If you are sending or recieving hate messages, then please watch this video. If not, please watch this video anyways.

((THIS needs more notes like ALLOT MORE notes!!! this is beyond what someone shoudl ever have to do props my dear for the wonderful speech. Something new I will forever reblog.))

just stop what you’re doing and watch this. right now. she’s my new hero ok *insert applause here*

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vulcanneckpinch:

tangerine-skye:


Only in Australia…

You’re the best, Australia.
FTW.

vulcanneckpinch:

tangerine-skye:

Only in Australia…

You’re the best, Australia.

FTW.

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kendrawcandraw:

More of that Badboy!Kurt/Nerd!Blaine I started yesterday. I’m gonna start tagging these as “Comic: You Da One” for tracking or blacklists or whatever (Like the Rihanna song, Kendra? Like the Rihanna song)

Dialogue in the second page inspired in part by Inky’s amazing fic to go with the last set!

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nattie-marie-covergirl:

boy bands

and another one

and another one

and another one 

(Source: heatherlikesthisalot)

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